Don’t start no ish, won’t be no ish

July 12th, 2008 by Dianne Vonwhooseeay

Dear Councilwoman Monica Conyers,

Don’t worry I’m not one of the women who want’s to bully you because I want your husband. I’m just a concerned citizen, who wants to say “great show!”. I know you get frustrated sometimes, and I have lashed out a few times. But really you have to step up and apologize, you are setting a bad example for the kiddies. And when a children’s debate team trumps you in an interview, that’s when you know you have a problem. Even if you don’t mean it, apologize to the man with the ears that are low on his head. I mean really, he is the city council president.

Why oh, oh why would you give an interview about this?

And why does the interviewer Charlie LeDuff have so much stage presence, his site is nice though? Precious, just precious, thanks E-Y-E for the heads up on this story.

What can I say, she’s an idiot…

May 6th, 2008 by Dianne Vonwhooseeay

Dear Ugly Flag Shirt Lady,

Redneck  GYTThere’s nothing wrong with having a typo, I’m sure I have one somewhere on this blog. But if you are going to be an asshole about illegal immigrants and the English language, at least spell check, shoooooo! There are so many other things people like you should be worrying about like, poverty in America, our poor education system, the fact we’re in a pointless war, cancer? Go volunteer at a soup kitchen or something.

Get a worthwhile hobby and shut the hell up,

Source: SF Gate

Jay-Z gets the “Has It Together” award today.

May 5th, 2008 by Dianne Vonwhooseeay

This is hopefully the first of many posts of people who in some way, shape, or form, have themselves together.

Dear Jay-Z,

Thanks for spreadng a little love in the world. After the latest events involving the murder of Sean Bell by NYPD, you have stepped up to the plate to bring a little bit of joy to Bell’s family. According to

Shawn “Jay-Z” Carter has established an educational trust for the for the children of Sean Bell, the unarmed African-American man who was shot and killed by police on the day he was to be married.

I love seeing people reach out to others, and although some may think he could do more (Don), this is definitely a great gesture.

Check out this video featuring Nicole Paultre-Bell, Sean Bell’s wife in Jay-Z’s Rocawear “I Will Not Lose” series.

Check out the Sean Carter Scholarship Fund while you’re at it, apply for a scholarship if you need it.

And while you’re at it check out this old but good video featuring Jay-Z about the water crisis in Luwanda, Angola, and a small village in South Africa.

And then check out and support Play Pumps.

10am Redline People (2 for 1)

April 22nd, 2008 by Dianne Vonwhooseeay

Dear Rappy McCrazy,

Due to the fact that I was listening to my iPod, at first glance I thought you were crazy and just talking to yourself and unfortunately didn’t catch most of what I’m sure are excellent lyrics. On second glance I realized that you were rapping, and not along to music because you were not wearing headphones, so I realized that part of my first glance assumptions were correct, you are crazy. Especially since you rapped for approximately 20 minutes (that would be 4 Mariah Carey songs, that E=MC2 album is pretty good). I am about 98.92% sure that no one from BMG, Sony, DefJam, G-Unit or BadBoy were on that train, or probably any of the other ones you ride, so I’m about 95% sure you won’t be getting signed to a label due to this, I’m about 99.998% sure you won’t get one if for some reason they were on the train, because you suck, for the 33 seconds I paused Mariah you were unintelligible, so I guess those lyrics weren’t so excellent after all. GET YO’SELF TOGETHER and stop all that damn rapping in public unless you’re on a stage.

Thank you and don’t quit your day job,

Dear Mr Urban Saggypants,
For the love of all that’s good don’t sag your pants, actually make that don’t sag your pants while wearing a big-ass blingy belt buckle, wait, wait, make that don’t sag your pants while wearing a big-ass blingy belt buckle and then tuck the front of your long-ass “yep in my white tee” t-shirt under the belt buckle, but over the pants, so as to show off its utter tackiness.

Apologies in advance if you pooped your pants and were not sagging on purpose,

Mom? Dad? There’s some men in black suits at the door.

April 18th, 2008 by Dianne Vonwhooseeay

Dear Parents of “Angry Lil’ Man”,
Where are you? Who have you been letting him hang around? You bet not be behind that damn camera, you know better. I mean I don’t like GWB at all, but I wouldn’t dare to threaten his life (at least not in public, or on tape). Who wrote this up and had a little kid read it, as if that would make it okay, with Dubya already rewriting the constitution to do illegal phonetaps and who knows what else, it makes it all too easy for you and your family to get “lost” in some sort of detainment camp. You should really think about reading some books, getting the boy involved in some sort of theater classes to channel his inner thespian, writing letters to your representatives, senators, etc, expressing your distaste for the current administration, and definitely getting out and voting so your voice can be heard. Hopefully you and the little man haven’t been “disposed of” so you can GET YO’SELF TOGETHER!

I wouldn’t suggest watching this at work or with children in the room:

Where oh where are the parents,