Dear Snoop Dogg,

Snoop Dogg | GET YO'SELF TOGETHERYes, I said IGNANT. When I read the following quote from your interview with the Guardian I was thoroughly confused, and dumbfounded, as I’m sure almost everyone else who read it were too.

“The KKK gave Obama money. They was (sic) one of his biggest supporters … Why wouldn’t they be? The media won’t tell you that. They don’t want you to know that. They just want you to know that this [bleep] befriended this other [bleep] who be (sic) threatening your values.”

“But we all know all presidents lie to get into [bleep] office. That’s they (sic) job.”

“In America’s eyes, that mutha[bleep]’s gonna be president ‘cos (John) McCain can’t [bleep] with him. Hillary (Clinton) can’t [bleep] with him. He’s winning over white people, white ladies.”

I mean, I was like what did he…??? Who told…??? He said…??? Whaaa…???

And then I remembered reading this article last month on, a satirical newspaper from the UK, similar to the Onion. And I said to myself, “Self, is this where Snoop got his info from?” and self replied, “Didn’t I tell you to stop talking to me.” So that conversation didn’t go very far. But if this article is where you received your information then please try these following steps:

  1. Please, please, PLEASE, in the future do a little research before answering questions in an interview on topics that you know nothing about.
  2. May I also suggest you just stick to talking about your self, your pimp advisors, and your “music”. Just give a polite “no comment” to any other questions.
  3. GYT

If this is not where you received your information the aforementioned steps still apply.
So Snoop D-O-Double G, the time has come for you to GET YO’SELF TOGETHER!
OBAMA ’08!

For the love of all that’s good,
Dianne Vonwhoseeay


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