Dear Keyontyli and Taleon Goffney (I hope I spelled that right, I hate when my name is misspelled),
Keyontyli & Taleon Goffney | GET YO'SELF TOGETHERWhat is really going on? When I read statements such as, they broke in “using only a handsaw and ax to get in through the roofs of the establishments” or “He swam across like Flipper, taunting the officers saying, ‘You’ll never catch me,’ Kunkel said.” all I can do is scratch my head and say, “Where were the parents?”

I mean you are two good looking guys, who actually have modeling and “acting” careers. I mean really what in the HELL? I understand that modeling may not be a steady job, and you may need some supplemental income, (which normally I would consider hard-core gay porn to be sufficient, but I digress). But for the love of Pete (not literally, nasty selves) why are you robbing places? And it’s not usual smash and grab burgularies, but some Oceans 11-13 type heist maneuvers of ordinary places, Rite Aid, Beauty Supply Stores, Wings and More? Really? Is this a reality tv show? They just haven’t told us yet right, am I on candid camera? No? Damn.

Well in that case, I have three requests for you:

  • Stop touching each other in porn.
  • Stay out of trouble!
  • And guys, please, please, GET YO’SELVES TOGETHER!!!

Thanks in advance,

If you’d like to read more about the Adventures of K & T vs. Law Enforcement please check out the following link(s).

Twin gay-porn stars arrested in rooftop burglaries

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