March 29th, 2008 by Dianne Vonwhooseeay

Dear Hillary,
Hillary Clinton & Chelsea arriving in Bosnia | GET YO'SELF TOGETHER Here at GYT, there is no special treatment for celebrities, politicians, or anyone else for that matter, I don’t care that your running for president, you need to GYT.

Everyone tells a little white lie every once in a while, even I have been known to fib (I once convinced a friend that Dorothy Dandridge’s, mother’s, lesbian lover, was my cousin). There are at least two major differences between the majority of us lying and you and that is 1. Most of us have never done it on national television, or while giving a speech in front of a googob (technical term) of people. and 2. It’s not as easy to fact check the average persons little lie. I mean you did know that they took pictures of you pretty much everywhere you went, right? So it was bound to come out that you were flat out lying. It was not only probably easy to fact check, but think about it, there are a ton of people out there just itching for you to slip up, both republicans and democrats, so you have at least half a million people out there waiting for a nice juicy lie that can catch you in.

And how can you think saying that you “misspoke” will make it all better? How can you confuse shaking hands in a group of what appears to be friendly non-hostile people, with being in sniper fire?

Oh shoot, wait I recant my letter, someone has found video proof of said sniper fire:


This isn’t the first fib you’ve been caught in, here’s some more:

Hillary, sweetie, at this point, I just don’t believe you. Shame the devil, tell the truth, Obama ’08, and GET YO’SELF TOGETHER!


Friends don’t let twins watch Oceans 11

March 27th, 2008 by Dianne Vonwhooseeay

Dear Keyontyli and Taleon Goffney (I hope I spelled that right, I hate when my name is misspelled),
Keyontyli & Taleon Goffney | GET YO'SELF TOGETHERWhat is really going on? When I read statements such as, they broke in “using only a handsaw and ax to get in through the roofs of the establishments” or “He swam across like Flipper, taunting the officers saying, ‘You’ll never catch me,’ Kunkel said.” all I can do is scratch my head and say, “Where were the parents?”

I mean you are two good looking guys, who actually have modeling and “acting” careers. I mean really what in the HELL? I understand that modeling may not be a steady job, and you may need some supplemental income, (which normally I would consider hard-core gay porn to be sufficient, but I digress). But for the love of Pete (not literally, nasty selves) why are you robbing places? And it’s not usual smash and grab burgularies, but some Oceans 11-13 type heist maneuvers of ordinary places, Rite Aid, Beauty Supply Stores, Wings and More? Really? Is this a reality tv show? They just haven’t told us yet right, am I on candid camera? No? Damn.

Well in that case, I have three requests for you:

  • Stop touching each other in porn.
  • Stay out of trouble!
  • And guys, please, please, GET YO’SELVES TOGETHER!!!

Thanks in advance,

If you’d like to read more about the Adventures of K & T vs. Law Enforcement please check out the following link(s).

Twin gay-porn stars arrested in rooftop burglaries